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Here’s the thing, Adeline. 4:45 A.M. is not actually the morning. It’s really the middle of the night.  And just so we’re clear, 4:15 A.M. is definitely not morning, and while 5:15 A.M. is getting a little warmer, that’s not really morning either.

If you keep waking up this early every. freaking. morning I may just have to take that adorable little teddy bear from your crib and rip the arms off of it.  I’ve heard that does wonders.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll just go back to attempting to study for the bar exam.  You know, that uber-important exam that’s a mere three weeks from today.  That exam that I have to pass if I want to actually work at this new job of mine. That exam that’s so boring to study for that I tend to fall asleep studying even on a full night of sleep. Yeah, that exam.

Adeline, for the love of god, mama needs some sleep.

deceptively adorable. it won't last.

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