Adeline is talking like crazy lately. I mean, hundreds of words, two or three word combinations, and even a sentence! A lot of it is cute and/or funny, so I felt you deserved to share the joy.
As I mentioned over on the Facebook page, Adeline said her first sentence yesterday. She was eating pasta and kept trying to get me to eat some but I didn’t want it. Finally, after shoving the pasta in my face countless times with no result, she shouted out “Mama eat pasta!” The fact that my daughter’s first sentence was in the context of telling me what to do slightly terrifies me. But that’s cool.
She’s also exhibiting some pretty adorable speech “impediments”. She can’t really say ‘r’ yet, so it always comes out as ‘o’ or ‘w’. So she says show-wo (shower) and gwo-wo (growl) and biddies (birdies) and twuck (truck). ‘L’ is a little hard, too, so she says tow-wo (towel) and ow-wo (owl). And p sometimes trips her up (but not always – see ‘pasta’). She’s loves peekaboo. I mean, seriously loves – we play peek-a-boo or hide and seek all.the.time. But for whatever reason that ‘p’ stumps her, so she says it keek-a-boo, which is just about the cutest thing ever. I know I’m supposed to just keep saying the words correctly, but sometimes I can’t help myself. Saying show-wo and keek-a-boo is just so much fun!
And finally, Adeline has reached one of the most important language milestones: she has started swearing. That’s my girl. She was eating a yogurt pretzel a few weeks ago and David asked what she was eating. She was eating the damn pretzels non-stop at that point, so I told him what it was and then said, “She loves these fucking pretzels”. Adeline promptly shouted out “fuck!”. And that was just the beginning. I have a bit of a potty mouth (ok, kind of a lot of a potty mouth), so she gets exposed to swear-words pretty regularly. I really have been trying to cut back, but sometimes I don’t even realize I’m doing it. Her repertoire of curses is therefore increasing quite quickly. But come on, there’s nothing cuter than a swearing kid, right? Right?

I loved watching my kids acquire language…swear words and all. Makes you realize how much they are really watching you!
So funny!
I keep telling my mother that the boys swear like sailors, but I don’t think she believed me until they spent the weekend at her house last week. She drove them back down on Saturday, and I overheard her saying, “You have GOT to stop calling your brother a douche bag. Seriously!”
THAT one they didn’t learn from us. I’ve got the whole snappy, impatient tone of voice covered, but tend to avoid the kind of insults that are apparently cool in the 4th grade. *sigh*
I agree on all of this. Sadie loves to say “sh*t” because I say it about a million times per day. Lucky her; lucky me. I love the mispronunciations too. It’s too damn cute!!!
Right! My youngest doesn’t swear yet, but she might as well the way she calls me sometimes..”MAMA!” With my oldest she’s almost 5 and very rarely swears anymore, but there were times. Of course they’re going to pick up on what they hear and it will not make any sense to them that you can say it and they can’t. Enjoy it while you can! It is a very important milestone in my book! Congrats Adeline on your new potty mouth.