Forget about a Top Ten list, this could be a Top One Hundred list. A Top One Thousand list, even. But tonight, I want to focus on one thing in particular. Something that no one ever told me about before I had kids. Something that, frankly, wouldn’t have been so hard to just mention, right?

Specifically, no one warned me that by having kids I was setting myself up for a future case of Hand, Foot and Mouth disease. That’s right. Hand, Foot and Mouth disease.

Luckily for me, I don’t have it on my hands and feet. Just inside my mouth.

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